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Hands!?

Post by Esaul » Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:53 pm

My son just looked me square in the eyes and dropped a bomb on me he said: "Why do I have hands?"

I started to answer, my hands out in front of me, palms up, ready to explain when it hit me. What does he really mean? In what way? In what context? Shit. [face_rofl]

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Re: Hands!?

Post by Andvari300 » Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:17 pm

Dunno LOL

I wouldn't even know how to answer that haha.
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Re: Hands!?

Post by R.A.J » Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:51 am

I know the answer to that, but that wouldn't be appropriate to say in front of children. LOL

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Re: Hands!?

Post by xZeroSleep » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:11 am

Man some of the things kids say and do, you could never prepare for.

My son legit cried for like an hour yesterday because he randomly saw a picture of a cat on the internet and wanted one. Guess I'm getting him a cat for Christmas lol.
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Re: Hands!?

Post by Andvari300 » Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:00 pm

Mine likes to race or be chased so when I drop her off at school and take her to class, she is easier to leave now that she races me to the window. She waves bye and blows kisses when I get to the car.
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Re: Hands!?

Post by Sensor Echo » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:21 pm

High fives

Ya'll are overthinking this.

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Re: Hands!?

Post by Esaul » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:58 pm

Mine once got upset because it was dark. Children are either profound or insane.

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Re: Hands!?

Post by The Watcher » Sun Sep 02, 2018 7:18 am

Did you name him Darwin?

or “so you can go get me a beer”

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Re: Hands!?

Post by Esaul » Tue Sep 04, 2018 9:47 am

He doesn't have a name, he was born in 2014, we are allowing him to pick his name and gender at a party in a few days. [face_rofl]

He mother named him, I wasn't there, he isn't my biological son.

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Re: Hands!?

Post by Sensor Echo » Tue Sep 04, 2018 4:28 pm

You can just *pick* your gender? God damn, someone should've told me.

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Re: Hands!?

Post by R.A.J » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:24 pm

What if you don't like what you picked?

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Re: Hands!?

Post by Esaul » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:14 pm

I am concerned you all think I am serious about the gender thing.

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Re: Hands!?

Post by R.A.J » Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:02 am

I am concerned that you think we are serious about this gender pick thingy.

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Re: Hands!?

Post by Indilwen » Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:26 pm

Sensor Echo wrote:You can just *pick* your gender? God damn, someone should've told me.
i'm crying
The good news is it really doesn't matter
The other good news is an apple Jolly Rancher
And it won't heal wounds, but it will heal moods
And it's sweet and it's sour and it's green and it rules.
Can't do much so the cut won't sting
But you can make a couple taste buds go z-z-z-zing!

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Re: Hands!?

Post by Esaul » Tue Oct 02, 2018 5:34 pm

I am concerned that you are concerned that I am concerned.

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