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Would be a lot my interesting if it was a zombie outbreak. The grocery stores are wiped out and no TP for your bung holes?

Schools just down in Michigan for about a month.

I just jerked to my first corona virus porn. It seemed like a waste of face masks and I’m not too sure having to clean your step moms asshole with your tongue because of the TP shortage is something I want to think about but it was first page pornhub and I like to make my strokes topical when I can.


I got 10 boxes of government issue MREs, about 2 weeks emergency food in cans/rice, backup power, tons of water, backup TP, ton of toiletries, and some emergency ration blunt and 40s. Plus my weekly shopping needs. Not feeling too worried atm though my kids are home all month and hopefully they don’t get too stir crazy..

Just wait till there's people that are going hungry, especially those with kids. That's when you're going to start seeing fucked up shit happen. I live at least 15 minutes by car from all major towns and over 20 miles+ from any cites. I feel sorry for anyone living in large populated areas.

Wrong crisis bud. That isn’t happening this time. When we lose access to electricity and/or water then yah, it’s going to get ugly. This warm up round is like an extended stay-cation, and I hate that fucking word lmao.

I sure hope all the leftist here re-embrace true liberalism and pick up some guns.

If the stores remain wiped out, those that aren't able to buy food will start to go hungry, that's what I was alluding to, but you're right that this is just the warm up round.

I’ve been put on furlough by my job starting this Sunday when I need to start collecting unemployment.

There's already millions out of work, and I'm afraid it's only going to get worse the longer this country is shut down.

It feels so bizarre being home honestly. What are you guys doing to kill time?

I'm working from home. My entire team is, and most of my company too. Only on-site employees are the people working in assembly and shipping/receiving. Spend most of my time in virtual meetings and Slack channels.

Outside of that, we still have our streaming subscriptions, books, and video games.

Working from n your underwear?

News outlets reporting China has no new cases. Yeah right

I've been working from home since mid-March. The CEO is making it sound like we won't be back in the office until June, and my direct boss, the CFO, asked me how I liked working from home and I said I love it. I'm more productive and it beats driving 45 minutes one way to get to the office. He said he agreed and they're going to look at maybe letting us have more flexible schedules when this is all over. I'd love to be able to work one or two days a week from home. I don't actually have 40 hours a week worth of work to do anyway, so there's no reason for me to be in the office wasting time on reddit. I can do that at home.

That’s cool dude. So far quarantine for us is till May 15th but to death toll is still rising. Probably another extension.

Psh, we're already open again! But don't worry, we know we're "safer at home".

The second wave was already going to be bad, but not waiting for the first to end was really foolish.

I hope you do get to work from home some when things are back to normal or "normal" or whatever, Aaron. I hope a lot of people do.